Sunday, 20 April 2014

Bored 1.0.1

Honestly, sometimes I feel like saying...what else is there to do? Why am I so bored? I am sure that is one question you won't find an appropriate answer to on yahoo answers or might get bored searching for it. Yeah, judge all you want...but at least I tried solving it. I mean it's not like that medical site has any answers either. If it did, I might have diagnosed myself as mentally disturbed by now. This however has been done in countless other situations with several other symptoms...which in your best interest should be left unsaid.

An anwserless question isn't it. I mean why the f*** am I so bored? I have everything necessary to banish boredom back to the devil's navel or whatever. I even paid good money to get f***king 3G didn't I? Where is your god now huh...bloody internet?

I have always considered myself to be a smart thinking individual. I probably need to reconsider...I mean a smart thinking individual would probably be looking for the origin of the word bored...which I still have not bothered to do inspite of its crucial role in my vast and gifted vocabulary. Bazinga! Not.

God save me...I am drowning in bitter boredom because my parents plan on being German soldiers and declare that their rule shall not be questioned and that electricity is saved by my family after 10:30.

This blog is so pointless. So pointless...I mean what is the point of reading this...in case you are...you might be way more bored than my current helpless self. However, stop reading this shit...( please, you do not want to read the rotten workings of a pitiful girl who seems to have nothing better to do at midnight). I mean I am so bored that I have already checked the 9gag fresh and hot page...thrice...in the past one hour.

Eh; I guess I am bored doing this as well. Whatever...you should probably stop reading crap like this on the internet...it will rot your mind and I most certainly do not want to be held responsible for rubbish about how you just can't get off the internet because you were reading about some mental chick who wants to crib.

Go do something else man. I am serious!

Shut up brain, stop telling the minuscule number internet populus who happened to stumble upon this nonsense to leave!

A monologue with my brain...I do that sometimes.

God, save me from this boredamnation.


Sincerely
I hope this is not some sort of secret hell...it is not fun.

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